tfln

1. sorry, I promised drunk you that I'd never reveal the secrets shared with me last night, even (or especially) with sober you.

2. yes, yes. I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.

3. Can you confirm that you aren't dead?

4. sos. cannot dislodge this guy hitting on me, every refusal somehow makes him hit on me harder??

5. [Text her.]